Bubblahoot's Naughty Hoodlecuttu

*Warning- Really bad nonsense poetry to follow*

Humpenscrumy Bubblahoot ruttletoo

Gulping chomping vayvaycrootoo

Nostrils flaring bumpun fiddle trung

In the holtapolta garden flicker mung

Wags and woofs crimba tungee moss

Trabble fongslulu around wastry gross

Scratching terthy cangs of drigglyfrock

Zinging away buggly condrax chucrock

Trouble drouble lumps of quundoo drip

Chonky tinkhiss phantals gotsog flip

Naughty Hoodlecuttu blurglur changqa

Doodle goodle cups of hot pot fangqa

Weary treary shall I picksert quartee you

Or my nimbla golta rasdinga suits two 

Gobberwarts of gargle entralunk hunfdy 

Bhronking daddan goodbye fat wunfsy!

*Written by a really sad emotional Vogon dog owner when his Bubblahoot vayvaycrootooed.*

*This poem has been written in the Vogon poetry form. The Vogons are a fictional alien race from the planet Vogsphere in 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'—initially a BBC Radio series by Douglas Adams—who are responsible for the destruction of the Earth, in order to facilitate an intergalactic highway construction project for a hyperspace express route. Vogons are slug-like but vaguely humanoid, are bulkier than humans, and have green skin. Vogons are described as "one of the most unpleasant races in the galaxy—not actually evil, but bad-tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous", and having "as much sex appeal as a road accident" as well as being the authors of "the third worst poetry in the universe". They are employed as the galactic government's bureaucrats. According to the The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Vogon poetry is the third worst in the Universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria, and the worst is by Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Sussex, who perished along with her poetry during the destruction of Earth, ironically caused by the Vogons themselves. Vogon poetry is seen as mild by comparison. The main example used here is a short poem which roughly emulates nonsense verse in style.